This needs to be an app! Except you don’t pay someone else to snooze, it would somehow freeze $1 from your bank account per snooze.
Calls, “WAKE UP!” ^_^
“I don’t know officer, I was sleeping and then, all of a sudden, the whole entire apartment turned into this epic drum and bass party. Glow sticks and everything.”
“That’s quite the wake up call…”
Wake me up tomorrow!
When I wake up tomorrow, remind me to actually fucking wake up. Remind me to yell at myself to wake up. Because seriously, I can’t afford not to at this point.
Kind of reminds me of that one hentai where the girl says “Say hello to me tomorrow!”
And my friend says “It’s been your bday for a couple minutes, right? :3” Sucker punched.