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clientsfromhell:

Email from client: 

Client: Please can you print the attached Poster

Nothing attached


Second email from client.

Client: lol It would help if I attached it!

Nothing attached

Third time’s the charm? I’ve done this, except I was the designer sending the client proofs. Heh.

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    • #forget
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Clients From Hell: Join the Launch of The World’s Longest Invoice

clientsfromhell:

Editor’s note: I love contributor’s anecdotes about their humorous client interactions. Judging from our growing list of followers, you do to. But I don’t enjoy hearing about all the unpaid bills, shady practices, and downright immoral behaviour most of our readership has to deal with to make…

Luckily I haven’t had to deal with any of this as a freelancer. Doesn’t mean it can’t happen, and definitely doesn’t mean I shouldn’t support this.

#GetPaidNotPlayed

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    • #clients from hell
    • #bills
    • #money
    • #freelancing
    • #as if you were the only one trying to pay bills dickhead
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“Attached are the pictures” (.doc)

Second time it happens when interacting with clients throughout the years of working here. Second time I sent them an email politely saying nope.avi. Original file formats preferred, if not, large JPG/PNG.

We graphic designers laugh: “Ahahaha! — fuck… How am I going to make the client understand this?”

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perfectdisarray:

I hate macs with a burning passion. Plus, Macs ARE PCs. “PC” stands for Personal Computer, fuckface.

I’m glad to know that I’m not the only one who hates Macs. Whenever I see a person with a mac laptop, I laugh at them on the inside.

Oh how I used to be naive. A computer is a computer. A gaming platform is a gaming platform. Each have their different uses and appeal to different demographics. Unless they’re being a dick about it, there’s no reason to hate someone for what they like. I use Windows, OSX, and Linux. I have a gaming PC, a PS3, and an XBOX 360. The only short comings are the occasional cross platform issues: “Oh, you play PS3? I have it on PC… Guess we can’t play together. :(” Or even: “I have Photoshop, except it’s for OSX… Guess I can’t install it on my Windows machine. :(“

Regardless, these are very entertaining posters about being a designer and the cliental you sometimes have to deal with. Which is the point being made. Heh, I wonder if someone is bold enough to display these messages as advertisement or criteria for accepting cliental. I think I might use these on my website when I get around to working on my company. :D

Source: macrobiotico

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Web server is down. All client websites are down. Don’t have sudo access to essential commands. Can’t contact boss or his wife. This is me, right about now.
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Web server is down. All client websites are down. Don’t have sudo access to essential commands. Can’t contact boss or his wife. This is me, right about now.

    • #Scott Pilgrim
    • #colored panel
    • #freaking out
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Attention To Detail

Sometimes it’s in the little things. All of them give your project that extra polish and make your users go “Wow!” For a company dedicated to creating exact scale replicas in which detail is is key, they come off as slightly contradicting when you look at their eCommerce website.

This is a big ongoing project with a lot of content being put in. It’s ever growing and is by far our best web project the company has. To make it easier for us and the client to maintain their website, we’ve allowed them full administrative rights. On their own, they’ve created products and modified copy. Unfortunately, what they’ve done is a design nightmare.

We’ve been doing product photography for them. Creating stunning high-resolution shots of their cutaways in full detail. Their presentation is nothing short of beautiful. This is our attention to detail, showcasing the company’s own attention to detail. Now granted, each product set takes around an hour to photograph and and hour to Photoshop; all billable time. We get three models: a normal one, one with a squadron patch/ship crest, and one made of silver - instead of wood. We then create a couple variations to display: normal, double border mat, custom engraved placard, patch/crest, silver, and a close up/detail shot. All of these are uploaded to their associated product, creating a polished final product.

Lately the client has been taking care of their own pictures and advertisements. Power to them, but there are lines to draw between doing something yourself and letting a professional doing it. Their pictures are taken with a small point and shoot camera with forward flash creating extremely low quality and flat pictures. We have a studio with a backdrop, two external lights, and a DSLR that takes high quality pictures in RAW format. Here’s an example of the extreme differences and remarkable lack of respect for their own product and website:

Photography comparison

They’ve also been wanting to advertise new products and specials. I gave them several options for placement and told them I could design something that fit the website and be aesthetically pleasing. Advertisements are meant to catch your eye. They decided to put their specials on the home page, in big bold centered letters that break the entire flow of the website. This is what you’d see from someone who uses Word to create flyers; no design standards or appeal.

I get they want to cut costs but at the expense of the professionalism of their website isn’t something a client should ever do. I’ll see about getting things corrected, pitching ideas so that both can save time and money yet still create something that properly fits.

Attention to detail.

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200h in

And I kind of don’t want to work on this project anymore…

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Stop side-tracking me!

Seriously. I’m trying to get to 30 some emails and sort through it all but I keep getting called to do miscellaneous work… Boss and all.

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Fuck… I just want to launch this thing and go to bed! It’s dragging on, I’m waiting for them.

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Launch In 5…

16 hours later in a 24 hour waking span. So bloody close!

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    • #Launch
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jakesmumbles 

ah, understood. I just hate when these deadlines magically pop up and the urgency starts when it doesn’t need to. I’m sure you know what I mean. Of course if they want to show it at an event, it’s gotta be urgent but otherwise meh…

Well, we had already set Wednesday as the deadline and were prepared to do the work intended. The problem is we just got called into an emergency meeting because their boss didn’t like something, was concerned about security(quote: “because Sony got hacked…”), and wanted some of the functionality we defined as beyond scope.

I think we managed to give him a better understanding and comforted him. We’ll find out shortly enough.

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    • #Client Relations
    • #Web
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Sales rep is breathing down my neck… Dislike.

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When I search for my name on Google, page 49 shows naked women. Can you change that?
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